Shalimar Fox

Your first name of Shalimar has given you a friendly, likeable nature, and you could excel in artistic, dramatic, and musical expression. With this name, you desire the finer things in life, but you do not always have the resolve and vitality to put forth the effort necessary to fulfil your desires. Your emotional feelings are easily affected and you will always be involved in other people's problems as a result of your overly sympathetic nature.

Though the name Shalimar creates the urge to understand and help people, we draw to your attention that it causes an emotional intensity and sensitivity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid and nervous system.

---

Huh. Well I know they got the first part mostly wrong. Let's take a look right?

Artistic? Not unless you count 80's hair late night pranks.
Dramatic? Oh, so what I have one bout of emotional perpitude and I am dramatic?
Musical? Jesse you can vouch on that one. I am not musically inclined.

The rest of that first one is close enough, and the second paragraph is pretty good too. Still those first three words kind of have me wondering.